Let's take some time to look at some subway posters that make me wonder...
"You're in an Arizona desert. You've been bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake. You have 2 hours to remedy or you die. YOU NEED THE INTERNET"How do you know that? How can you tell what snake it is by looking at it? There are about 30 different species of rattlesnake known to man.
How do you know off-hand that you need a remedy in 2 hours?
Is that common knowledge?
If you CAN identify a diamondback rattlesnake and KNOW you need a cure in 2 hours, it's safe to assume you know A LOT about snakes, like you're a snake expert or something. So maybe you should already know what kind of remedy you need!
Why do you need the internet? Why aren't you calling for help?
WHY IS THERE A SNAKE IN YOUR CAR?
HEY ANSWER ME WHEN IM TALKING TO Y-